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The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"
"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"
Poans by Contrist July 19, 2017
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Deliberate or ironic misspelling of "poster," meaning a twitter user. Noun.
Alternative forms of the word include poast (n) – a misspelling of "post", referring to tweets.

It can be appended as a suffix behind other words, such as shitpoaster (n) or shitpoasting (v).
Trump was irritating, sure, but you can't deny he was perhaps this hellsite's greatest poaster
Poaster by joy8374(2 April 24, 2021

Poaststroos 

The word you get when you try to type "potatoes" with one hand.
A - "What should our team name be?"
B - "Poaststroos."
B - "*potatoes."
A - "Poaststroos it is."
Poaststroos by Itsmybday March 27, 2021
Same as post or posting as a message or a commentary posted on an internet forum. Poast instead of post follows the same pattern of transcribing "ou" diphthong as "oa" as in moar instead of more.
First Poast! (First commentary to the original post)
Poast by gayskunk January 4, 2008
Acronym for 'Pvp, on a Pvp Server'
Created by Ricesbot on the Stonemaul Realm forums in the game World of Warcraft in 2007.
Steve says: Yo dude! Stop ganking me man!!!
Bob says: Its just POAPS! man, stop crying. you rolled on a pvp server thats what you get.
POAPS! by Cronoo November 28, 2007
A poass is a certain being who posseses both the qualities of being a poser and an asshole. This type of person is largely considered to be hostile to anyone around him and to act like a douchebag constantly even though he is clearly not one and is just trying to hard.
Non-Poass: Aw yeah, I just got a quarter.
Poass: I have 3 million dollars in my swiss bank account hidden in the Netherlands of the nile desert.
Non-Poass: That place doesn't even exist.
Poass: It does if I want it to! Im richer than you!
Poass by likely34 June 15, 2013