Piwo 

The polish word for beer (pronounced 'pi-vo').

Polish beer is excellent compared to most of the piss-weak lager you get in England. It tastes nice and is generally a lot stronger, ranging from about 5% to 7.5% ABV.

Unlike most super-strength beers (Special Brew, Kestrel etc.) a strong piwo does not taste like it's had meths added to it. In fact, many people have made the mistake of thinking that because it tastes good you can just drink it like you would drink normal lager... with hilarious consequences!

Becky: "Here, try this piwo, its really nice"

Mark: "Oh wow that is nice, I could drink that all night"

3 hours later....

Mark "Yoor my besht mate, yoo are.... euughhhh!!!!" 5 minute vomiting fit

Piwo by Pete100 August 10, 2012

Piwowar 

A strong personality, alluring in both intelligence and physical features. Also sporty, travels well and occasionally truculent.

Don't make me go Piwowar on you.

Piwowar by obsessedwithmegan November 25, 2009

piwon

you're the reason why I'm heree <33

piwon are a bunch of cuties

piwon by anonymous November 22, 2021

Piwonka 

Last name, usually confused with Wonka, aka Willy Wonka from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. It’s also a czech name for flower.

Oh it’s that Willy Piwonka?
- No, it’s Willy Wonka

Piwonka by Kelap November 10, 2019

piwojestsus 

very cool and swag polish person who loves piwo and jebac bydgoszcz. if u dont like him you are dumb 😡😡😡

piwojestsus is swag.

piwojestsus by piwojestsusstan July 3, 2021

Dirty Piwon 

Shitting while standing up and locking eyes with a group of unsuspecting men showering.

After the game the wombats got bamboozled in the showers by John taking a Dirty Piwon in the locker room.

Dirty Piwon by Mr bojangles24 November 25, 2020