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Pwned in person. You didn't just get pwned, you got PWNED IN PERSON!
Guy A: Hey, lemme get a cigarette plz

Guy B: Why? You don't have any?

Guy A: Well, I only have one and it's inside

Guy B: ORLLY? Only one? I'll bet you any amount 3:1 odds that you have at more than one

Guy A: Well, I don't know how many, but I barely have any

Guy B: Well let's bet that you don't have just one

Guy A: Naw, I don't want to

Guy B: Because you KNOW you have more than just one

Guy A: I don't know.

Guy B: So, lets bet it... I'm giving you great odds... and you said you only had just one cigarette left... were you lying about having just one?

Guy A: Naw...

Guy B: HAHAHA you just got PIP'd (PWNED IN PERSON)!!!!!!!!!
PIP'd by KyleFlynn April 12, 2010
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To get fired from a job after being placed on a Performance Improvement Plan and failing to meet the goals of the PIP.
That new guy PIP'd out after just six months on the job.
PIP'd out by grossrofl October 8, 2025

pip-pip da doodly-doo 

A greeting used by old ecentric irish ministers.
1st young minister: top of the morning to ya*tips hat*
2nd old minister: pip-pip da doodly-doo
1st minister: huh?
close to the word pimp dog, a pip dog is a mother fucker with some crazy shit, a person that has experinced the fullness of drugs, sex, and pecuilar weather.
hey the chris is a real pip dog
pip dog by Christopher Phippard October 25, 2006

Pip daddy 

My pip daddy's itch.
Pip daddy by Yaboititty December 1, 2016

Pip digger

A person who attaches themselves to someone receiving disability benefits, not out of genuine affection or romance, but to financially exploit their PIP personal independence payment similar to a gold digger.

Example: She had nowhere to stay and no cash. Then she found a guy she wasn’t attracted to who was on PIP. Now she’s warm, housed, and financially secure.
Lee: Bruv, have you seen that guy with a learning disability? He’s got a woman now — and I’m still single. LOL.

Frank: She’s a pip digger, you muppet. She’s only after his PIP and his flat, bruv.

Lee: Really, bruv? LOL.”

Frank: Yes, bruv. LOL.

Lee: LOL.
Pip digger by Jamiecheese March 2, 2026

pip pip the diddly do 

A different term for smash, bang, etc.
"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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