Picasso

A typically negative term describing a person who appears attractive from one angle, such as the back or side, but from another angle they do not look how you expected them to look. (a variation of Monet)

I thought that guy standing at the bar was really hot but when he turned around, he was a total Picasso.

Picasso by Gesso March 18, 2007

picasso

noun, verb: a spontaneous artistic impression via defecation applied to either a carpet surface or the inside of a toilet

stop feeding my dog jalapenos or else he'll have rendered a fine picasso come morning -or- i cant wait to picasso that european waterless toilet

picasso by sol3rosenberg August 26, 2007

picasso

During oral sex given by a woman to a man.
At the moment of climax, the man pulls his penis from his partners mouth and, using his penis like a paintbrush, expresses himself all over the woman's face.

I got an idea when Mary was sucking my dick so I gave her a picasso. Turned out nice.

picasso by kduell March 4, 2003

Picasso

When a person, male or female appears to be attractive from far away but up close its all fucked up.

"WOW! That guy is a Picasso."

"I can't tell, I think she's a Picasso."

"THAT'S A REAL PICASSO!"

Picasso by Monick September 27, 2006

Picasso

The rarely heard of 5th ninja turtle, that the turtles try to hide to avoid embarrassment. This turtle is mentally handicapped and severely disfigured.

Steve- "Johnny what the fuck was that?"
Johnny- "That was just Picasso, the 5th ninja turtle, dont be frightened hes harmless."

Picasso by batsoup August 17, 2009

Picasso

After Anal Sex, Pull out and write your name (signature style) on her back

I left my picasso on her back, she refused to shower it off. I think I'm in love.

Picasso by spoon1990 March 8, 2011

Picasso

An primal abstract image that appears in the ass area of garments that appears to be drawn with a crayola. Used for divination in some sub-cultures.

Wow, I had a Picasso yessterday that looked like an ape with a bowler hat drinking a beer.

Picasso by Waky October 5, 2006