perks 

A slang name given to Endo Pharmaceuticals Percocet, Percodan and Percolone opiate narcotic pain medications usually in pill or capsule form and is available in generic versions as oxycodone hydrochloride.
This drug produces severe addiction of the morphine type when not used as prescribed.

Give me a few perks and a beer, that'll get me going.

perks by sos maile January 17, 2004

PERKS 

a girl with pointy nips and narrow tits and when she walks she puts her shoulders back and gets ready to drop jaws and poke eyes.

hey ernest did you see those perks

e: no? what on call of duty?

no that chick she just walked by and almost took my eye out

e:lmfaopklgghdabcdefghjklmopelmolopatropasaurusrexLOL

PERKS by harry s taint September 25, 2011

Perks 

A fairy tale coffee house where mediocre coffee is served in an abandoned office cubicle.

AP: These leads suck!
BH: This coffee from perks sucks even more!

Perks by 50dollarCPMs May 2, 2009

Perks 

Perks is the worst coffee shop in Halifax.
They underpay their employees, and over charge for their cheap crap coffee/food. They scam your money and steal your soul.
Their "fair trade" isn't really fair trade, they just want to charge you more.
BOYCOT

"perks fired me for stealing after I busted my ass there for 7 monthes, and didn't steal shit!"

Perks by Haley December 28, 2005

perks of being a wallflower 

One of the best books you'll ever read, and one of the best movies you'll ever see.
Charlie, a freshman in high school, hasn't had a friend in a while. Then, a couple of seniors, Patrick and Sam, let him into their friends, the Wallflowers.

perks of being a wallflower

perks of being a wallflower by Damian McGee February 9, 2014

perks-of-being-chinese 

An awesome Tumblr blogger. Very funny and rather lovely. Has a cool theme. Nice posts. Seems to like Shrek. The queen of Tumblr. Everything about her is just perfect.

-Do you know 'perks-of-being-chinese'?

-Yeaaaaah!! She's that awesome blogger, isn't she?

perks-of-being-chinese by bellatheelf July 4, 2014

Perks Syndrome 

Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.

I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.

Perks Syndrome by agreensnowman June 9, 2018