Definitions by agreensnowman

Perks Syndrome 

Overwhelming sadness and anxiety felt by underclassmen as a result of their close senior or upperclassman friends graduating.

Named after the book The Perks of Being a Wallflower, where a freshman's entire friend group is made up of seniors, but they are going to graduate.

I've gotten so close to many seniors that I can call them my best friends, and I'm scared for their graduation. It'll feel like losing an entire family. Perks syndrome has been hitting me hard.

Perks Syndrome by agreensnowman June 9, 2018

Touchdown Celebration 

In the NFL, a touchdown celebration is performed by the runner after they make a touchdown. Usually dances or goofy interactions with other players or the crowd. Touchdown celebrations are now banned by the No Fun League.

Jimmy Graham dunked the football on the goalpost and bent it, an infamous touchdown celebration.

Touchdown Celebration by agreensnowman April 10, 2015

Throwing a hotdog down the Grand Canyon

Like Throwing a hotdog down the hallway, but the vagina is much looser.

That prostitute had sex so much it was like throwing a hotdog down the grand canyon.

Throwing a hotdog down the Grand Canyon by agreensnowman August 17, 2014

Easy way out 

To get out of a bad situation by using the least resistance, in other words, killing oneself.

Instead of fighting or surrendering to the cops, he took the easy way out. He was a very good friend.

Easy way out by agreensnowman June 17, 2014

Anticlimactic 

A dull or disappointing ending or result.

Mike: I'll get the last kill of the round!
*kills an enemy*
*game ends*
Mike: That was anticlimactic.

Anticlimactic by agreensnowman June 17, 2014

Dry Load 

To ejaculate without the release of semen from the penis.

Dry loads can really make my pants cleaner and feel awesome at the same time.

Dry Load by agreensnowman May 13, 2014