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A fair or unfair punishment for something that a person has done. Usually a term used by football players to make fun of the referees bad calls.....or to make fun of other people.
football player: PENALTY for being an idiot ....15 yards
penalty by savyman December 21, 2007
Words you can keep
Something Cristiano Ronaldo scores everytime.
The penalty on Juventus on April 11, 2018 was like a dagger Ronaldo inserted into the heart of Juventus hope.
Penalty by DonLebanon May 25, 2018
That's when you talk shit and get banned from the spot.
When i tried to split with the beer that guy never even told me about the cop, But when i talked shit little did i know he was a drug lord, I go back and about 8 people at the spot were pissed and called penalty.
penalty by White Vato August 2, 2006
Where you bend over the misses walk back 7 steps and full pelt ram your cock balls deep in her tight pussy
Ima penalty kick my misses tonight
Penalty by Thegingegod October 30, 2019
Penalty Given: Whos going to take it. Luke Maguire: im here
Penalty by senorpenalty123456789 January 23, 2022
Messi loves penalty
penalty by TAIM'S WIFE April 13, 2023

Penalty stroke 

a penalty stroke is what happens when you're horny, but you were a dick to your wife, so instead of a wild night of sex you end up having to rub one out in the bathroom instead.
I forgot my wife's birthday so instead of having sex I ended up taking a penalty stroke.
Penalty stroke by arnie123 April 4, 2015
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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