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hippie converting pee poop 

when you go the bathroom pee then flush the toilet and realize as soon as you flush the toilet that you need to go poop. you go poop and flush again. feeling bad for over flushing you decide to start to give back to the environment and become a hippie and not the peace and love kind no you become a man who shits in holes that he had dug then buries them back up eats garbage doesn't eat meat and if you disagree with this person on anything related to the environment they will go "that's not cool,man"

this may seem like a honorable thing but in most cases unless the person was already like this on the inside the effects of a hippie converting pee poop are not permanent and usually are about 10 minutes to 10 days any longer and there might not be any going back
bob: whats wrong with jerry he has been acting weird lately
tim: he took a hippie converting pee poop

Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart 

It is a term used to describe Joe Biden taking a fat poop on your parental figure's car. This is usually deemed as disrespectful to say towards people and is said when having extreme anger towards another individual.
Wife: Holy cow! You didn't do the dishes like I asked you to! You know what? Joe Biden poop far t on your car heheheha smelly fart pee poop fart!
Husband: How dare you say that to me! I will cast your membrane into a raging inferno.

Pee poop 

When you go to poop and it's like pee.
I had a sandwich with clear mayo and I soon had a case of pee poops.
Pee poop by waternymph July 1, 2017

scooby doo pee poop 

scooby doo pee poop
scooby doo pee poop

pee...poop 

Pee...poop is smart/j
pee...poop by Pee...poop March 16, 2021

dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as* 

Person 1: "dog poop pee uh oh *dire h as*"
Person 2: "fart"
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