pear 

The word you type after you looked up Apple on the urban dictionary

You people can't help looking for fruit slang

Pears are the perfect fruit

pear by Orman November 1, 2016

pear 

THE MOST FUCKING COOL FRUIT EVER CREATED. ITS FUCKING GREEN, DONT TELL THAT AINT COOL ITS FUCKING GREEN LIKE SHREK AND HULK AND THEY ARE FUCKING BADASSES. NOT LIKE THAT PUSSY APPLE LIKE WHO EVEN LIKES APPLES AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED AND THE BANANAN IT IS SHAPED LIKE A FUCKING DICK.

Timmy: Look at that guy he is eating a pear, he must get so much fucking pussy

pear by Ifuckinglovepears November 27, 2018

pear 

a female with no boobs and a huge butt.

Jenie is such a pear because she has no boobs but her butt is huge

pear by nielly December 14, 2008

Pear 

Bare peckish (extremely peckish)
the feeling between peckishness and hunger.

person 1: " I'm peckish"
person 2: "mate i'm pear"
person 1: "you should sort that out, get ya self some rice."
person 2: "rad"

Pear by Chloerosie August 1, 2011

pear 

The number that comes between seven and eight.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, pear, eight, nine, ten!

pear by PolarPop December 12, 2012

Pear 

The retarded cousin to the apple.

Serious, have you ever seen a pear?

Pear by cocknockers December 29, 2008

Pear 

I noticed no one actually posted the real slang meaning of Pear. Saying something is pear or something went pear refers to "pear-shaped", see the definition for it (the first is accurate). Something that goes pear is something that goes terribly wrong. British/Ireland.

I just lost my job my life is gonna go pear now. or: I just lost my job my life is pear-shaped now.

Pear by Ian Skinner April 7, 2008