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a patto is somebody that closed a pact with the devil in order to achieve an incredibly high level of intelligence
Andrew has solved the math problem in just ten minutes...he 's got to be a patto
by criminalpatto December 24, 2008
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PATTO

Poo is a person who has a beagle dog who is named after a mushroom
Hey, i have a friend who has a beagle dog called cepe she is a PATTO.
by Tapollah December 17, 2021
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patto-bashing

continually calling someone gay.

Relating to Patto Banton who is apparently homosexual.
you are gay (this is patto-bashing)
by Winner_london May 14, 2006
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Meme-Pathogens

„MPs“ are Antiwhite precepts bolstered by interpretive mandates that produce white-noir (physical, emotional, and spiritual sickness/disease) in Westernkind. MPs are lesions on our bodies, minds, and spirits. Simplistically, an MP is a belief that is destructive for white people.
„As long as you don't go free of your Meme-Pathogens you will not reach you full potential as a member of Westernkind.“
by wellbeing advocate November 2, 2020
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Pastor McMurtry

Tommy McMurtry (Who may or may not be associated with Pumpkins, Pumpkin Bread or Pumpkin Eater - who ALSO may or may not enjoy being Pumpkin MilkShaked, and who has been rumored to be Pumpkin Positive) is a pastor for Liberty Baptist Church, a traditional Baptist Church located in Rock Falls, Illinois; which holds deeply homophobic and bigoted ideals. Whether or not Tommy McMurtry IS sexually attracted to pumpkins is unknown, but it is highly speculated.
Jim - “Pastor Tommy McMurtry? I heard that guy is sexually attracted to pumpkins.”
Basir - “I’ve heard that too, but we just don’t know.”

Jackie - “Pastor McMurtry? Never heard of him.”
Damien - “That’s the pastor of Liberty Baptist Church. It’s never been confirmed, but I heard from a friend that he has a kink for pumpkins. I don’t normally kinkshame, but he advocates for violence and capital punishment against GSRM (LGBT) people, so I think in this case it’s excusable.
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General Patton

General Patton's statement on 8 August 1945:
“The difficulty in understanding the Russian is that we do not take cognizance of the fact that he is not a European, but an Asiatic, and therefore thinks deviously. We can no more understand a Russian than a Chinaman or a Japanese, and from what I have seen of them, I have no particular desire to understand them, except to ascertain how much lead or iron it takes to kill them. In addition to his other Asiatic characteristics, the Russian have no regard for human life and is an all out son of bitch, barbarian, and chronic drunk."

He knew what was coming at:
“I understand the situation. Their the Soviet supply system is inadequate to maintain them in a serious action such as I could put to them. They have chickens in the coop and cattle on the hoof--that's their supply system. They could probably maintain themselves in the type of fighting I could give them for five days. After that it would make no difference how many million men they have, and if you wanted Moscow I could give it to you. They lived on the land coming down. There is insufficient left for them to maintain themselves going back. Let's not give them time to build up their supplies. If we do, then . . . we have had a victory over the Germans and disarmed them, but we have failed in the liberation of Europe; we have lost the war!"

How right the outspoken General was..
General Patton Knew the Russian could not be trusted.
by O. W. Tongueincheek January 28, 2022
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patton sanders

Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes
"I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!"
"you're acting like Patton Sanders"
by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019
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