The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.
Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."
Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"
by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011
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Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
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To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.
"He was up till the early hours patting"
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Get the pythoning mug.Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!
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Get the Patting the dog through the letterbox mug.This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.
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