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The act of vomiting at completely inconvenient times. May come while roaming a visitors college campus, or in a car on the way to a baseball game while riding in the middle of the backseat.

Luke: "Dude, you guys are late!"
Danny: "Sorry man, we had to stop, Rick was pattoning in the car."

Kyle: "Did you see the guy with the long hair? He was pattoning while he was walking on campus!"

pattoning by Dave Bishop June 17, 2011

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Patting Your Horse

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.

‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’

Patting Your Horse by CF Enterprises August 20, 2020

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Patting

To message lots of girls at once when drunk hence delivering lots of messages through various social media platforms.

"He was up till the early hours patting"

Patting by Mozzer58 August 24, 2020

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pythoning

To do python programming.

- How is the research going?
- Not so good, I have mostly been pythoning this week!

pythoning by CranberrySawce August 1, 2011

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Patting the dog through the letterbox

The act of playing with a womans lady area while she is still wearing underwear.

Dude, that bar skank was up for it last night. I was patting the dog through the letterbox right there in the VIP!

Patting the dog through the letterbox by Berkut666 October 27, 2011

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Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

Cow Patting by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

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Patioing

The act of going out for drinks on a patio. Patioing is an awesome summer activity

I love patioing in the summer!

Patioing by TheRomanianOnHorsedreamer February 7, 2010

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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