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A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.
Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"
Patfuck by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013
Related Words
A really great man, characterized by relentless enthusiasm and a propensity to describe people and things as 'fantastic'.
Observer 1: "Wow, look at that patfan! What a great guy!"
Observer 2: "I know!"
patfan by Bate Chirps April 30, 2008

Patflute 

A very sexy player of video-games.
When Kevinsun242 hears Patflute talk, he faints.
Patflute by Patflute November 6, 2011
Anybody who claims to be a patriots fan
Person 1: hey, let's invite Jonny over to watch the game.

Person 2: naw, he's a patfag
patfag by Sunshine superman January 22, 2017

patfinn-ing 

one who sits on the side of the class room and acts cool with his/her rise against tee-shirt who you just wanna punch in the face

says sup in the hall way as you walk by acting like your friends when he/she and you both no your not friends cuz he/she is a tool bag

completely gay as in homo and has his/her own click
Steve: dude you know that new kid in our school
john: yeah hes in my math class. hes really patfinn-ing it tho so just toss him some dirty looks
patfinn-ing by myblackson July 1, 2009
POP A T*TTY FOR THE BOYSSSS!!!
YEE YEE… PATFTB!!!
patftb by JJdaGoat September 19, 2021