A nickname for someone named Patrick who is damaged and hangs around you and your friends, even though you don't want him there and he should know that.

Person 1: "Patfuck's coming"

Person 2: "Shit"

Patfuck by Mrs [Your Last Name] March 18, 2013

Related Words

patfan • PATF • patfag • patfinn-ing • Patflute • Patfuck • patfussy • P.A.T.F.T.B. • Pat Fagay • Pat Farley

patfan

A really great man, characterized by relentless enthusiasm and a propensity to describe people and things as 'fantastic'.

Observer 1: "Wow, look at that patfan! What a great guy!"
Observer 2: "I know!"

patfan by Bate Chirps April 30, 2008

Patflute

A very sexy player of video-games.

When Kevinsun242 hears Patflute talk, he faints.

Patflute by Patflute November 6, 2011

patfag

Anybody who claims to be a patriots fan

Person 1: hey, let's invite Jonny over to watch the game.

Person 2: naw, he's a patfag

patfag by Sunshine superman January 22, 2017

patfinn-ing

one who sits on the side of the class room and acts cool with his/her rise against tee-shirt who you just wanna punch in the face

says sup in the hall way as you walk by acting like your friends when he/she and you both no your not friends cuz he/she is a tool bag

completely gay as in homo and has his/her own click

Steve: dude you know that new kid in our school
john: yeah hes in my math class. hes really patfinn-ing it tho so just toss him some dirty looks

patfinn-ing by myblackson July 1, 2009

patftb

POP A T*TTY FOR THE BOYSSSS!!!

YEE YEE… PATFTB!!!

patftb by JJdaGoat September 19, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026