PAPPA DICK 

To hit in the groins

What's Moby Dicks Fathers Name.
Pappa Dick! Bam

PAPPA DICK by Random Crap June 2, 2004

Papa Dick Shock 

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

Papa Dick Shock by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

Poppa wank dick 

A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .

Quit being a poppa wank dick before you get in trouble.

Poppa wank dick by poppa wank dick December 1, 2017

poop dick pappy 

a man that gets poo poo on his wiener while having anal sex.

John is a poop dick pappy.

poop dick pappy by Urippities poop head June 11, 2007

Papa John Rape Dick 

When you go into Papa John's and get raped by a pizza.

Friend: Man, it was a Papa John Rape Dick in that party.
Friend2 : that's gross.

Papa John Rape Dick by Scurdaumy October 23, 2012

papadick 

A man that his fuckbuddy is young enough to be his daughter (or son).

When the man is 20 or more years older than his or her fuckfriend he would be called papadick.

papadick by Jeremythebeast October 30, 2014