P.T.S.D.
P.T.S.D. by nrolsquidX2 December 5, 2022
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P.T.S.D
The Acronym for "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick": The type of disorder for which she'll thinking about for a long time.
Woman: I have been stressing out a lot lately, anymore and I think I might turn into such a mess.
Doctor: Hmm, that does seem like a serious problem but I think I have the best solution for you.
Woman: What do you have in mind, doctor?
Doctor: How about you take some of this P.T.S.D and it'll take your mind off of your personal dilemmas.
Woman: What's P.T.S.D?
Doctor: "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick" now let's operate straight into that uterus.
Doctor: Hmm, that does seem like a serious problem but I think I have the best solution for you.
Woman: What do you have in mind, doctor?
Doctor: How about you take some of this P.T.S.D and it'll take your mind off of your personal dilemmas.
Woman: What's P.T.S.D?
Doctor: "Pretty Thick and Strong Dick" now let's operate straight into that uterus.
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A-S-A-P-T-S-D • C.O.D.P.T.S.D. • ptsd • P.T.T.P.S.D. • Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) • P.T.D.S ( part time dad syndrome) • s.m.d.w.i.p.t.g • I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. • F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V • i.w.s.y.d.t.w.y.a.t.c.i.w.y.t.p.i.i.m
P T S D
P T S D by ModeratorNew June 29, 2020
A-S-A-P-T-S-D
A subset of the psychological diagnosis of Post Traumatic Stress Syndrome (P.T.S.D.) caused specifically by corporate culture’s unrelenting need for every fucking thing to be delivered “as soon as possible” (A.S.A.P.), without any fucking regard to what is reasonable, thus creating a withering climate of perpetual panic & psychological breakdown.
VP Marketing: “Where the fuck are my product renders.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
Art director: “Dave is working on that. He is on no sleep & his 7th coffee this morning. We are on it.”
VP Marketing: “I asked for them two days ago & I present in Paris in Wednesday. I NEED those hero shots now!”
Art Director: “I understand, & you will get them today. Phil needed the packaging colors addressed & bumped the renders - sorry.”
VP Marketing: “I don’t care about packaging. Let me talk to Dave. If you can’t manage your team, I will.”
Art Director: “Dude - Dave is this close to serious A-S-A-P-T-S-D, and is threatening to quit. Let me handle this.”
A-S-A-P-T-S-D by Heisenbeast - Lord of Hounds March 29, 2019
C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
Those who were more highly effected by Call of Duty then the regular person. They sit in a corner for the rest of there lives glaring at there XBOX (or PS3) while they r force fed by there mother who just isnt ready to let them go
lady in grocerie store: hey irene why dont i ever see ur son around any more, did he lose his job?
irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
lady in grocerie store: CO wut???
irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since
lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
irene: no but he did get C.O.D.P.T.S.D.
lady in grocerie store: CO wut???
irene:Call Of Duty Post Traumatic Syndrome. He hasnt moved since
lady:oh um ok..... so did u here about mary
C.O.D.P.T.S.D. by highonlife37 April 23, 2011
P.T.T.P.S.D.
Post Traumatic Toilet Paper Stress Disorder.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
That moment after you start pooping and then realize there is no tp in the bathroom.
P.T.T.P.S.D. by insanemailman April 12, 2014
Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)
-You think you hear your friend doing a beer bong in the bathroom
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
-Wake up and throw a towel over your shoulder and head down to the pool that doesn't exist
-You find your hotel room to look exactly like your room at home
Bro 1: Ayyy brah I woke up this morning with a kink in my neck, was gonna head down to the hot tub to straighten it out.
Bro 2: Yo bro, we aren't in PCB anymore, we dont even have a hot tub! You must be suffering from Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D)!
Post Traumatic Spring Break Disorder (P.T.S.B.D) by bvc55 July 28, 2012
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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