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P.O.A.F. 

Pissed Off As Fuck; extremly agitated or overwhelmingly upset.
I didn't have time to plan out my christmas shopping this year. I'm extremly P.O.A.F.!
P.O.A.F. by b_rock44 January 5, 2011
Pussy on a plate, this is where a boy has a girl that is willing to have sex whenever and wherever he wants.
"This girl is gagging for it, she's my P.O.A.P."
P.O.A.P by Deano Harris January 13, 2006

P.O.A.T.D 

Dude I'm gonna go drop a log in the bathroom. poatd (P.O.A.T.D.)
P.O.A.T.D by Lawfawnda December 12, 2008
Hey look at that girl in the tight dress. She looks like she is ready to P O A T.
P O A T by Rev. E June 26, 2010
acronym for Pimp Of All Pimps.. rhymes with SOAP..
Hugh Heffner is def part of Team POAP..
P.O.A.P by CRP September 6, 2005

h.p.o.a. 

That Dommy P, HUMINAH! He's an h.p.o.a.!!!
h.p.o.a. by melody April 2, 2004