P.D.M.S 

Pussy Deprived Man Sydrome: When a man is acting like a bitch cuz he ain't been laid in ages......

Yo dude Andy been P.D.M.S'in ever since he been single bro, we need to hook up a booty call

P.D.M.S by Pissed Off Roomie October 4, 2011

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag. This is a mnemonic device to help students remember the order of operations (Parenthesis Exponents Multiplication Division Addition Subtraction) while adding swag to math. Can be used as an expression to describe someone's fresh appearance.

That kid is mad fresh, he is clearly filled with P.E.M.D.A.S.

P.E.M.D.A.S. by Caywillz July 1, 2011

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. 

“I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.”
“Your new empire?”
“Don’t make me kill you!”
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!”
“If you are not with me, then you are my enemy.”
“Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must.”
“You will try.”

I’m not retyping that so I’m just gonna copy and paste: I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T.

I.H.B.P.F.J.A.S.T.M.N.E.Y.N.E.D.M.M.K.Y.A.M.A.I.T.T.R.T.D.I.Y.A.N.W.M.T.Y.A.M.E.O.A.S.D.I.A.I.W.D.W.I.M.Y.W.T. by Big dumbus January 24, 2021

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

Suck my dick while I eat your pussy until I nut in your mouth

Do you wanna S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M

S.M.D.W.I.E.Y.P.U.I.N.I.Y.M by Jess Bonner November 2, 2020

P.E.M.D.A.S 

Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag

*swag into the club*
*spill a drank on dhat hoe*
You-awl sorry baby,P.E.M.D.A.S
Dhat hoe-its okay nigga

P.E.M.D.A.S by dhat.dope.ass.nigga July 18, 2011

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

Please excuse my delusional ass sweetie; the English version of this popular middle school Math acronym

"P.E.M.D.A.S.!" The aggravated English teacher yelled at her coworker as she ran off with the coffee pot.

P.E.M.D.A.S. by xanadont69 March 5, 2023

P.E.M.D.A.S. 

its used to help math student remember the order of operations in this order : parenthesis, exponent, multiplication, division, addition, subtraction.

but sadly in middle school advanced honors math they told me that we use g.e.m.d.a.s. which is the same but the "g" means grouping symbols

P.E.M.D.A.S. IS AN ACRONYM FOR :

PLEASE EXCUSE MY DEAR AUNT SALLY

OR

( ), x2, 2*2, 1/2, 2+2, 2-56.

THE ABOVE OPERATIONS ARE IN MATH FORM AND ORDER

P.E.M.D.A.S. by Spartan 13373 July 7, 2011