P-man

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The male reproductive organ.

Really? At Thanksgiving dinner? Put your p-man away!

P-man by YaBoiQew December 26, 2017

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P-man

A term for persons, men (in general) who get turned on by hairless sexual organs(Hairless because of low age, the person have not yet reached puberty).
Often attracted to individuals with a lower intellect, thus a lower(too low, maybe?) age.

I do not want my daughter anywhere near that guy, he is a P-man!

P-man by Minime102945 December 15, 2008

P-man

A man or a person who is attracted to younger girls/boys.

"Oh, I don't want our little girl to be with that P-man"

P-man by jiziz December 15, 2008

P Man S

Male mood swings, often triggered by his wife/girlfriend's monthly hormone cycle. Symptoms include irratability, lethargy, and shut the hell up and order me a pizza...

Mike's really cranky today. What's wrong with him?

His wife's on the rag... He's just P Man S-ing

P Man S by stepdogg77 July 11, 2010

Da p man

a literal fuck boy who spends his type texting girls who are out of his league, trying to act hard.

yo my drilla did you see da p man?? he was chatting up bare girls styll

Da p man by child123 January 19, 2022

U.P.S. Man

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.

The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.

U.P.S. Man by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008

p-man326

Huge ass vagina who likes to suck massive amonts of dick. One day in medial arts he started to make out with one of the digusting creatures he sits with. then he continues to do down on them and innanite to suck there dicks.

p-man326 loves sucking and fucking shemales.

p-man326 by cdawg91 June 1, 2009

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026