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A term for persons, men (in general) who get turned on by hairless sexual organs(Hairless because of low age, the person have not yet reached puberty).
Often attracted to individuals with a lower intellect, thus a lower(too low, maybe?) age.
I do not want my daughter anywhere near that guy, he is a P-man!
P-man by Minime102945 December 15, 2008
A man or a person who is attracted to younger girls/boys.
"Oh, I don't want our little girl to be with that P-man"
P-man by jiziz December 15, 2008
Male mood swings, often triggered by his wife/girlfriend's monthly hormone cycle. Symptoms include irratability, lethargy, and shut the hell up and order me a pizza...
Mike's really cranky today. What's wrong with him?

His wife's on the rag... He's just P Man S-ing
P Man S by stepdogg77 July 11, 2010
a literal fuck boy who spends his type texting girls who are out of his league, trying to act hard.
yo my drilla did you see da p man?? he was chatting up bare girls styll
Da p man by child123 January 19, 2022

U.P.S. Man 

A. A slang poker term started by Mysterious Ron, which means someone who ships off their chips to the opponent a lot.

B. Bad poker player.
The player first to act went all in with pocket 2's and lost to someone that called him with pocket aces. That guy was such a U.P.S. Man. He was shipping it all day.
U.P.S. Man by Renolld Rezek April 2, 2008

p-man326 

Huge ass vagina who likes to suck massive amonts of dick. One day in medial arts he started to make out with one of the digusting creatures he sits with. then he continues to do down on them and innanite to suck there dicks.
p-man326 loves sucking and fucking shemales.
p-man326 by cdawg91 June 1, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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