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a smiley that is licking his eyeball. sometimes used after a funny statement or it can be used as a smiley that just ate
P: by mychemicalstephanie October 9, 2008
means "platonically". Like "/s" it's commonly used at the end of a phrase to denote that the message is entirely platonic.
/p by neeksthedipwit September 22, 2020
/p is a tone indicator which means 'platonic'. it's used in text to show that whatever you're saying, is completely platonic, unlike its counterpart /r
/p by pinapplexpapaya October 31, 2020
The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.
Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com
*types P in the URL*
Jimmy: Oh fuck...
*types P in the URL*
Jimmy: Oh fuck...
P by Chuds McGee March 12, 2019
:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.
NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).
TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P
Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P
Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water
Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol
:P by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 14, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.