P Diddy

Someone who can't decide what his name is.

Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME

by CV February 27, 2003

P Diddy

A fuckin' loser who can't talk, rap, or even decide what his godforsaken name is.

P Diddy, dumbass, Puffy, Puff Daddy, faggot, Diddy and finally, Sean Combs.

by SlipKnoTSOAD April 21, 2006

P Diddy

A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.

P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.

by Viggo November 20, 2004

P Diddy

A man no better then the group Mini Vanilli that "lives off of" and copies everyone elses music because he cant write his own.

Person 1: Dude you hear P Diddy's new song?

Person 2: Whos song?

by Eric July 6, 2005

P Diddy

possessor of fishlips and butcherer of good songs

he should have faded into obscurity like the backstreet boys or bubba sparx

by Evil Tim August 16, 2003

P Diddy

Another name for menstruation.

I finally got my P Diddy today.
I was going to have some fun this weekend, but the "Rapper paid a visit."

by danielv April 11, 2006

P Diddy

Rapper/entrepenuer who encouraged people to vote in the 2004 election between John Kerry and George W. Bush using the slogan 'vote or die.'

Shit, I have to go vote or P Diddy will stab me while I sleep.

by itsahorrorshow November 2, 2004