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Someone who can't decide what his name is.
Puff Daddy? Sean "Puffy" Combs? P. Diddy? PICK A NAME
by CV February 26, 2003
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you


person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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p diddy
1. a. noun, A black man who has sex with men on the down-low while maintaining a macho facade, b. verb, To perform sex on another man, 2. The bottom or passive position in same-sex sex.
1. Yo man, ya wanna p diddy my diddy?
2. Turn over, you're Diddy tonite.
by JTee August 02, 2006
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Puff Daddy

W wanksta who can't create his own music, and has to rely on ripping samples from the "80's Greatest Hits" CDs to make money.
by AYB March 11, 2003
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A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."
by Jake February 13, 2005
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A fuckin' loser who can't talk, rap, or even decide what his godforsaken name is.
P Diddy, dumbass, Puffy, Puff Daddy, faggot, Diddy and finally, Sean Combs.
by SlipKnoTSOAD April 20, 2006
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A useless big-lipped tongue rolling bigot that makes a lot of money. Has his own clothing line and likes to wear fur coats.
P.Diddy was admitted to a hospital yesterday after a bee stung his already enormous, ugly, and unsightly lips.
by Viggo November 20, 2004
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