ozaisexual is a sexuality invented by a dumbass named ozai. according to ozai, “ozaisexual” is a sexual orientation which is the exact same sexual orientation as pansexual (“ i dont give a fuck if you identify as a rock in the middle of death valley,”) but he refuses to listen due to his idiotic tiny little bitch brain.
“Im not pansexual because it’s separates/limit it with gender. I don’t care. I’m down with anything, i’m ozaisexual”
“What you just described is Pansexual. Not Ozaisexual you chicken mcbugget.”
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).