Frank: Dude I tried Oreos in milk for the first time in my entire life and I think I’m oreosexual
Drew: How have you been on this planet for so long and just nowrealized you’re oreosexual
An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and may be either male or female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His army stood with their backs to the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.
To love, cherish and in most cases be sexual attracted to Ori. Though you may never know Ori, your love will grow into pure sexual desire; causing orections in men and orect nipple and/or clitOri in women.