OWNED

When a person gets accidentally hurt, laughed at, and all that jazz. It is now used more often, specially on youtube, many videos are up just by typing in OWNED. Owned is now a new word to use instead of Embarrassment, humiliation, etc...

Boy gives a note to his girlfriend to her locker BUT it was a wrong locker, turns out that the locker belongs to girl that likes him. (see, he doesn't have a clue of what his done)
Boy chit-chatting with his friends...
The crushin' girl walks towards him...
Girl: hey, thanks for the letter, ofcourse i will be you valentine.. (giggles while blushing)
Boy: what letter?
Girl: don't be silly, the heart shaped that you slipped into my locker...?!?
Boy: Oh that, can i have it please? (confusedd???)
Girl: okay here....
Girl gives him the note, still blushing.
Boy: hey babe, (he yells across the room) here is your note, happy valentines day.
Everyone looks at the crushin'girl saying OWNED.
"ooooooo she just got owned.."

-A man cheats on his girlfriend (setting- mall)
Woman: are you fucking cheating on me?
Man: absolutely not baby.
Woman: then what the hell is this? (holding underwear that she found in his pocket)
Man: baby thats yours..
Woman makes a big scene, telling him its not hers...
SLAP!! everyone gasp, while looking..
HE JUST GOT OWNED...

by KRONG-KRONG February 20, 2008

owned it

When an über-chic, or star-studded event has many VIP attendees wearing their most fabulous jewellery, designer clothing and "werking" amazing hairstyles and make-up...but one singular woman (or man) stands out above the rest as having the most memorable "look"; you would say:
"They OWNED the evening"

"There were many glamorous people in attendance at 1997's FOUR WEDDINGS AND A FUNERAL premiere, but Elizabeth Hurley in that amazing black Versace safety-pin dress? Gurrrl; bitch OWNED it... mmkay?"

by Jaymayokay March 1, 2016

own

a verb means "to own"
It can be used in two meanings:
1. is Elite means to pwn, to kill some1
2. to have something that is yours.

<n00b> Hey Dude I own this car, don't touch it
<h4x0r> That car must be a n00b if a you ownd it
<n00b> wtf?
<h4x0r> haha n00b

by CMEX June 5, 2005

owned

1. The act of defeating another player in a computer game.

2. Used to add more kick to a comeback.

can also be used as izowned but never pwned...that is a l4m3r usage of the word.

1. I just owned you in Counter-Strike

2. Player1: "Man this map sucks"
Player2: "Yea, just like your mom last night! OOOOOOOWNED!"

by Metallion July 20, 2002

owned

To be fiercely defeated in a humiliating manner. This may be accompanied by a slight hand movement downward as if pulling the lever on a slot machine and yelling out "owned".

Damn, RJ, David just owned you in that game. You suck nuts.

by Bigfoot1193 November 22, 2004

owned

It's origins lie with the hacker community who would refer to taking control of a computer, effectively 'owning' it.
Hackers plays video games too, so the crossover is obvious.

Incidentally, this also the origins of l33t speak. Before teens got hold of it as a 'cool' way of talking, it was used to avoid automatic search routines looking for key words.

'I totally owned their mainframe! w00t!'

by Hendar23 September 8, 2007

owned

To do or say something making another person seem severely beaten or embarrased

< robT> Name ONE thing that your windows comp can do that my MAC cant
< bawss> Right click.

by f0gg0 February 19, 2005