mainframe

What stupid people think computers are made of.

Wow, you build computers? You mean you build the mainframe and everything?

My computer doesn't work, I think there's something wrong with the mainframe.

by bomber991 December 25, 2008

Mainframe

The big boy computer in the middle of a bunch of servers 'n stuff. great for hacking.

"I'm hacking the mainframe!"
"Alright, I'm in."

by SevenfoldBuckwheat October 24, 2019

mainframe

to mainframe something; to with or without your own knowledge kill vital parts off your system

fuck i just mainframed my box trying to run startx via ssh

by adamus1red January 23, 2011

Mainframe

Uber 1337 Machinist faction in MxO

Wow, the Mainframe kicked my ass.

by Post January 8, 2005

mainframe

uber-technical term used by shyster versign when describing docking stations.

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

by av February 28, 2005

Mainframe Master Race

A hypothetical step above PC master race. To have and run instead of a personal computer but a whole mainframe for say a company, school system, lab, university, clandestine group, pony fan art site etc.. Can be used as a complement for computer admins. Or a pejorative to make fun of the nature of PC elitists trying to build bigger computers.

Console peasant: what's your favorite game?
Ancient System administrator neck beard: Star trek.
Console peasant: Is that for ps3.

Ancient System administrator neck beard: No young one, it was on a SDS Sigma 7, in days of Glorious Mainframe Master Race Gaming. You even played it with print outs.......

by OldBear caslte June 2, 2016

Mainframe A

A message board with around 40 members run by a smelly, mysterious, man who hates FG.

"Mainframe A is owned by a guy who hates FG."

by PenalMaster March 3, 2005