overclocking

OVERCLOCKING - The process of installing high hopes, dumb luck, and several paychecks into a rectangular box which transmits a signal to a screen that displays your fate. The outcome is usually depressing.

I overclocked my 3.0ghz Pentium 4 Processor to an ungodly fast 4.8ghz Pentium 4 with my Prometia Phase Change Unit

by Sneaky March 15, 2005

Overclocking

Is when your thinking becomes so fast and so out of control that your brain then tries to compensate by triggering a panic-attack, which means your biggest fear now is you're going to pass out in front of your friends, who all think you're always so wonderfully calm and normal, but actually have no idea that on the inside you're really a total bundle of concealed jitters, nervousness, and weird thinking.

"Oh, God, I can feel myself overclocking inside my head at what you're saying, hope I don't have a panic attack and pass out in front of you!"

by mimbijones April 5, 2023

Overclocking

Thinking or stating that someone is trans who is not.

person 1: Hey is that dude trans?

person 2: Nah, your overclocking.

by Annie Stapelson December 10, 2023

Overclocking the chocolate ovens

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

by Jale Doris March 26, 2022

Overcocking

The unsuccessful version of Overclocking a PC.

Components end up totally fucked, cos they has been successfully Overcocked.

guy A: hey, wheres Rok at?

guy B: oh, he's busy Overcocking his PC.

guy A: don't you mean Overclocking?

guy B: nah, he's overcocking it cos he's proper fucked it all.

by PC World Technician April 10, 2013

overclopping

Masturbating too much to the My Little Pony series or related fanfictions.

Eli is dead tired from overclopping last night.

by Aetheos August 11, 2014

overocking

Similar to overclocking a PC, but in human terms. Ultimately, it leads to failure of the component, usually causing it to over state its worth and sleep late. It typically only sounds like a good thing to the one practicing it.

What the hell is wrong with Joe?
He's overocking. His wad was shot years ago.

by Douche Knuckle August 14, 2010