overclopping

Masturbating too much to the My Little Pony series or related fanfictions.

Eli is dead tired from overclopping last night.

overclopping by Aetheos August 11, 2014

Salami Overlapping 

An Act of homosexual intercourse. It involving to males in which they both retreat their foreskin and press their glans together. Then, the first male rolls up his foreskin on both of their glands. Finally, the second male rolls his foreskin over the other males one.

We couldn't separate our dicks after the salami overlap
or
My cock and bolex ripped open when I fell backwards while salami overlapping!

Salami Overlapping by peppolla October 14, 2009

overlapping snacking 

when you treat yourself to a snack while preparing another

I was making a toastie so i thought I'd do some overlapping snacking so i went and treated myself to a mars bar while the toaster did it's thang

overlapping snacking by Hopsticks July 22, 2010

overlapping 

Typically performed by someone who is not loyal. They will constantly move around looking for the 'next best thing'.

If you date an overlapper, you need to constant look over your shoulder. It doesn't matter how much you tell them that you love them, they will immediately and without warning start dating someone else. If they are a coward, they will break up with you and give you a completely different reason for the break up (e.g. they will lie and not admit they are breaking up because they found someone else). If they are particularly selfish, they will deny you had a relationship at all.

Steve: So I was just a victim of overlapping!
Joe: She did the same thing to me, why are you surprised? Every relationship of hers ends with overlapping.

Steve: But, I thought I was special.
Joe: Yeah, she makes everyone feel that way, until she flushes you down the toilet, and moves onto the next best thing.

overlapping by ChodeYourself March 31, 2016

overclocking 

OVERCLOCKING - The process of installing high hopes, dumb luck, and several paychecks into a rectangular box which transmits a signal to a screen that displays your fate. The outcome is usually depressing.

I overclocked my 3.0ghz Pentium 4 Processor to an ungodly fast 4.8ghz Pentium 4 with my Prometia Phase Change Unit

overclocking by Sneaky March 15, 2005

overlapping 

NOT cheating, technically. When you start dating someone new before you've actually splitsville with your old significant other.

I'm overlapping with Terry because we hooked up and I haven't dropped Jenna yet.

overlapping by IzzyMargoStevens February 20, 2006

Overclocking the chocolate ovens 

1. (Literal phrase) in rimworld there is a mod that adds chocolate producing ovens that can be set to certain speeds

2. (Active phrase) while initiating sexual intercourse there are two ways this can be implied: a) a rimjob so fast that the givers tongue begins to tire and hurt, the receivers sphincter starts to burn from irritation. b) actual anal sex that is so rapid that it actually hurts

1. Mr. Max Cringe just asked his best-worker if he was overclocking the chocolate ovens to help increase production.

2a. Mr. Streamer asked Mrs. Streamer if she wouldn’t mind trying to overclock his chocolate ovens, just to spice things up.

2b. Matt and Dale would be the only ones I would ever have overclocking the chocolate ovens. I don’t care how much it hurt.

Overclocking the chocolate ovens by Jale Doris March 26, 2022