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ass out of the water

I lie all the time just to get MY ASS OUT OF THE WATER.

took the corn out of the water to soon

A saying that means you screwed up.
Jared you took the corn out of the water to soon when you broke my tv.

big fish out of the water

A massive, shocking surprise or piece of news that completely disrupts everything.
When he told me that shocking news, it was a total big fish out of the water

pour water out of the ears 

To let out a lot of empty irrelevant talk
The gas bag did nothing but pour water out of the ears throughout the interview.

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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026