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Isn't my oufie cute?
Oufie by Fairy28 October 30, 2020
Words you can keep
When you feel extremely awkward around someone or on a text.
Person 1: mine is larger than yours
Person 2: Oofie
Oofie by ThatOneNwtbFan May 16, 2018
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oofie gang 

The legendary,THOT destroying,chat raiding,RP destroying,meme stealing, best gang in the universe

And if you think that’s bullshit

YOU A THOT
“The Oofie Gang destroys Thots “
“oof”
“Ni🅱️🅱️a, the Oofie Gang gonna destroy yo thot lookin self”
“Oofie gang the BEST”
“Oofie gang gonna Kill The thots.”

outfielder 

Much like an Upper Decker but instead of defacating in the upper part of a toilet you defacate in a water softener salt tank. Mostly used in the country where people have wells and need water softeners to remove hardness, iron, etc.
That party sucked. I was going to give them an Upper Decker but when I saw the water softener in the bathroom closet I decided to give them an Outfielder instead.
outfielder by bill1970 November 12, 2009
A term used by anosmics to describe people with fully functioning olfactory systems. (People who, unlike the anosmic, have a sense of smell.)
I was on the bus today and an olfie totally straight up passed out after I accidentally let a "silent but deadly" slip.
Olfie by TweakyMisterOwl March 20, 2017
beautiful and well giving. sometimes can be a bit bitchy but gets away with it. she is very intelectual and fits in with a big group of people. she is well liked and has alot of friends. she is also sexy and knows how to get around guys.she has her enemies but its only because she knows to defend herself.she wont let people push her around. ever.
ofier is over there, isnt she beautiful?
ofier by silverxx April 5, 2010

oofie treeish 

dang i can’t believe i just fucked my teacher, oofie treeish
oofie treeish by hrizzzz March 4, 2018
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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