Oswego, IL 

This west suburb, once a small farm town, rapidly changed into a mini-Naperville over the course of a couple years. The divide between social classes in teens is very apparent:

(1) redneck farmers that live close to Plainfield, who smoke newps and eat taco bell

(2) the kids from upper-class conservative families (who were forced to play summer football and cheerleading as 2 year olds in extremely hot weather conditions- many collapsed and died but the ones who made it make up a large portion of the jocks with severe internal trauma that translates to everyone else as unmatchable drive combined with a superiority complex) who smoke minimal newps and eat taco bell on the weekends

(3) the white-trash from Boulder Hill who smoke newps and eat the most taco bell (on account of their proximity to the Montgomery location)

(4) the super ghetto mexican/black/wigers and their families who most likely attend Oswego East High School but technically live in Aurora- almost all are associated with a "gang", smoke the most newps, and have the taco bell hookups (free shit)

(5) the stoners/scenesters and who desperately want to be hipsters but they smoke newps and eat taco bell, so they cannot

(6) social misfits who don't smoke or eat fast food and truly suck major balls.

Since 2007, there has been an eerie number of teen deaths.

Along with this outrageous number of deaths, there is also an overwhelming amount of teen pregnancies/mothers from every social class.

Mr. William: Oh, you are a teenager from Oswego, IL?

Billiam: Yes...

Mr. William: Did you know you have a 98.5% higher chance that you will die in a strange accident or have a child before you are 20?

Billiam: Yeh, I knows it.

Oswego, IL by BILLIAM MURPHY May 28, 2010

Oswego, IL 

A town in Illinois located under Aurora, IL with an increasing gang problem and weed and nicotine addicted kids who go to Oswego High, or the prison of Oswego East (the white trash). Boulder Hill is where all the Hispanics, blacks, Asians, and white trash live. People are increasingly starting to get into gangs. Many bloods and crips are starting form here. Theres already been problem with Latin Kings. Its a slow moving process as people who've lived here before get the gang problems from neighbouring cities like Aurora and Joliet. Our mayor is deadass just a middle school math teacher who doesnt know how to help the problem. Get tf away from here - its getting worse.

Person: Im moving to Oswego, IL!

Person 2: Bru get tf outa here dont move there.

Oswego, IL by zpgst May 29, 2022

Oswego, IL 

Pretty shit town on the suburbs of chicago. Absolutely nothing to do here, besides roach infested dairy hut, and shu's sushi. Kids are either preppy ass rich white kids who go to the prison known as oswego east, or drug addicted wannabe thugs who go to oswego high.

Hey man, im thinking of moving to Oswego, IL
Fucking dont. It sucks.

Oswego, IL by Cullen Barker September 27, 2019

oswego illinois 

A small country town turned new age suburbia. it is one of the fastest growing towns in the chicagoland area. most of the kids that attend school here are in the high upper middle class. they are the home of the oswego panthers and the oswego east wolves. there are 2 high schools, 4 junior highs, and 11 elementary schools. the two largest major cliques you will find here are A: preppy rich white kids. and B: drug addict skater kids. and there a large handful of mixes of these two groups. the local "hangout" is this little roach-infested ice cream shop called Dari Hut. Home of CYSO flute player Ryan Z. The marching band played in the rose bowl and the football team has gone to state before. on february 11th 2007 a car accident occured that broadcasted on national news. Carino is a bitch. there are a lot of people here who think they are cool but they are just gay. thats oswego for you, dont move here!

Laguna Beach + small farm town = oswego illinois

oswego illinois by Mike Bass October 29, 2007

oswego illinois 

the dumbest town ever. nothing to do. stupid kids who think their ghetto. everyone agrees hallahan should be president.

"yeah im thinking of moving to oswego illinois"
"NO DONT!"

oswego illinois by ninja numero dos April 2, 2010

OSWEGO ILLINOIS 

Oswego Illinois is the BEST TOWN EVER. some people think it sucks because they are chicago wannabes, but it is actually a lot of fun if your not inside whining and playing video games all day. Like going for a run out into the country or visiting the village grind orr dairy hut! Theres also a nice library and a pool ( the civic center) . I loveeeeeeeeeee OSWEGO (: all yu oswego haterss go move to chicagoo !

person: OSWEGO ILLINOIS is so boring.
person2: No its not.

OSWEGO ILLINOIS by XC57777 December 23, 2010