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Osbaldo is the true definition of sexy, he’s charismatic and funny. If you want to be annoyed find you an Osbaldo!
Osbaldo is a good time
Osbaldo by Lady Panda October 24, 2018
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A happy bubbly person. Someone who wants to change the world by being a politician and following the footsteps of Mother Teresa, Gandhi and Martin Luther King.
Friend in college: What are you reading there?
Other friend in college: A biography of Osbaldo. The Man Who The World Long Waited For.
Friend in college: Isn't him dead?
Other friend in college: Yes, but his legacy lives beyond.
Osbaldo by tonyman09 October 12, 2010
An awesome guy. Not just funny and nice but a handsome guy with a big smile. He’s caring and just overall a good guy. He’s a little complicated but when you get into his heart you can easily melt him. He tries his best at anything. He’s also very athletic too. Which makes him super attractive and handsome.
Girl 1: Hey do you know Osbaldo? he’s really hot!

Girl 2: I know right! He’s actually my boyfriend:)
Osbaldo by mommyy6969 November 21, 2021
A bald male with a goatee, subsequently a child molester, as all bald and goatee endowed men rape children.

He enjoys trolling the elementary school playground for 4th grade jailbait.
Guy 1: man that guy won't leave that kid alone

Guy 2: damn osbaldo, why wont they pick on someone their own size.
osbaldo by dispatch2010 March 10, 2008
Osbaldo is the true definition of sexy he charismatic and funny. If you want to have a long lasting relationship find an osbaldo. If you want to have a good time in bed and in general find an osbaldo. If you want a loving loyal bf and husband find an osbaldo.
Girl: i cant find a loyal guy to have a long lasting relationship with.

Girl: I have a good guy in mind, osbaldo. he's everything a girl can ask for.
A hott guy who respect women , and who doesn't thinks he can mess with anyone and everyone and treat 'em like crap . He is the oppose of a loser. Every female should mess with a guy named Oswaldo. He is a not a player, he is a Lover. A person only likes to make his girl special. Only a jerk would be jealous of him
I love oswaldo
Oswaldo by Young smg December 28, 2017
A spanish name. Commonly know as Oz. People who are named Oswaldo tend to be kind-hearted and very thoughtful. They are often lost in their own world, but that doesn't stop them from affecting everyone they meet and touching them in some unusual but magical way. Sometimes a little crazy, but in the best way. They are very honest, often considered brutally so but in the end they try to do what they can to make people happy, just not give them hopes for that which they can not promise. They are judged severely by themselves, and misunderstood, but their souls are beautiful and colored in the most beautiful color: white. For white is all colors.
Oswaldo: Don't have hope to be more, just smile. That's all that is needed.
Oswaldo by Little Smiling Bunny October 9, 2010
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I hit a real purple patch.

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