osbaldo

A bald male with a goatee, subsequently a child molester, as all bald and goatee endowed men rape children.

He enjoys trolling the elementary school playground for 4th grade jailbait.

Guy 1: man that guy won't leave that kid alone

Guy 2: damn osbaldo, why wont they pick on someone their own size.

by dispatch2010 March 10, 2008

Osbaldo

Osbaldo is the true definition of sexy, he’s charismatic and funny. If you want to be annoyed find you an Osbaldo!

Osbaldo is a good time

by Lady Panda October 24, 2018

Osbaldo

A happy bubbly person. Someone who wants to change the world by being a politician and following the footsteps of Mother Teresa, Gandhi and Martin Luther King.

Friend in college: What are you reading there?
Other friend in college: A biography of Osbaldo. The Man Who The World Long Waited For.
Friend in college: Isn't him dead?
Other friend in college: Yes, but his legacy lives beyond.

by tonyman09 October 10, 2010

Osbaldo

An awesome guy. Not just funny and nice but a handsome guy with a big smile. He’s caring and just overall a good guy. He’s a little complicated but when you get into his heart you can easily melt him. He tries his best at anything. He’s also very athletic too. Which makes him super attractive and handsome.

Girl 1: Hey do you know Osbaldo? he’s really hot!

Girl 2: I know right! He’s actually my boyfriend:)

by mommyy6969 November 22, 2021

Osbaldo

Osbaldo is the true definition of sexy he charismatic and funny. If you want to have a long lasting relationship find an osbaldo. If you want to have a good time in bed and in general find an osbaldo. If you want a loving loyal bf and husband find an osbaldo.

Girl: i cant find a loyal guy to have a long lasting relationship with.

Girl: I have a good guy in mind, osbaldo. he's everything a girl can ask for.

by everyhandleistakenincludingthi November 21, 2023