by RasberryJamChick November 26, 2010
Get the Ostrichism mug.The concept of a man or woman who has both sexual reproductive organs mixed into a single, convenient & complex organ. A person with an OstrichCamel can cause their penis to protrude out of their vagina or retract it back in, thus revealing their OstrichCamel.
Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.
Despite rumor, this does not enable the host to act as an asexual being. However, two hosts who both have OstrichCamels have more control over intercourse in the following ways: (1) the ability to choose the baby’s gender (with concentration) and, (2) When one person retracts their penis into their vagina, the other person's penis automatically protrudes.
Ron: "You have an OstrichCamel?”
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”
Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."
Susan: “Is that going to be a problem?”
Ron: “Nah. Just keep it in vagina mode when you’re with me.”
Dr. Jackson: "Why doesn't it hurt you when I kick your balls?"
Homeless man: "Because I have an OstrichCamel."
Dr. Jackson: "Oh ok."
by tothewillymobile October 4, 2010
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by slimjim256 September 25, 2012
Get the ostentatious ostriches mug.The act of becoming excluded from a social grouping through putting your head in the sand and ignoring what is going on.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
A phrase popularized by the Northern English pixie movement.
Alternatively spelt as ostrichised by those who mistakenly think a zed is an Americanized spelling.
Janet found herself ostrichized from the group in the pub, because she refused to acknowledge the reality that John was boffing Julie on the sly.
by ® Andy October 22, 2008
Get the Ostrichized mug.Banishment or being shunned. The state of being exiled from any society, usually by popular vote, for any reason. Disgrace and idiocy are often key players.
Ostracism has its roots in Ancient Athena as a form of quick justice.
Ostracism has its roots in Ancient Athena as a form of quick justice.
After accidently lighting the Orator's chariot on fire, Idious Maximus knew what was comming... Ostracism.
by Ryswick January 5, 2009
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Get the Ostrichsized mug.Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.
The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.
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The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.
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I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!
The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.
John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John: <whispers>
Jane: Oh my!
The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.
John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John: <whispers>
Jane: Oh my!
by Jack and Molly April 4, 2010
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