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Oston is a guy with a great personality. If you ever meet one keep him! He has brown hair and is very handsome. He has such a great heart and cares about his friends and family. If he loves you you’ll know it and he will do everything he can to make you happy and protect you. He is amazing and any girl is lucky to have him. Hes also a great guy to have a boys night out with. Hes a partier but only with close friends. Hes a little nerdy but overall a great guy. He thinks hes sexy and he isnt wrong but he isnt a jackass about it.
Lexi: Did you meet that guy I told you about?
Elena: OMG yes and he is such an Oston!
Oston by User117345812456 October 24, 2020
Words you can keep
Oston is a handsome guy that isnt an asshole about it. Not only is he cute, he has the kindest heart and best personality that you never get tired of. Hes a good listener and also likes to joke around. He wont give up no matter what. If you think that the sky is blue he’ll say its cyan and you’ll go on about it for 6 hours!... not kidding lol. He has brown hair and brown eyes and a great smile. Oston cares a lot about his family and friends. When he really cares about someone he definitely shows it and will go to the ends of the earth to make others happy. Hes loyal, caring, and just overall the best person you’ll ever meet. If you meet an Oston, don’t lose him because he’s irreplaceable and someday you’ll build a winery with a mini animal farm on it. If you give him alcohol... ask him anything you want and he’ll answer. Oh and he’s hilarious sober or not but when hes drunk you better be sober or you’re screwed.
Hope: Oston you wanna make some steak tacos?
Oston: Only if theres wine!
Oston by User117345812456 November 3, 2020
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loves a girl named vivian
is considered a SEXY BEAST OR A SEXY monkEE
is very quiet
loves to be sexy
is considered hott
has a very SEXY attitude
sexy hair turns people on
taylored lots of people
is turned on my monkEEs
oston also means i did it in bed with a monkEE or some other hairy creature
oston also has a hairy pennis with exsessive zits and beauty marks

-totally just oston/taylored a monkEE last night
-the monkEE loved how i OSTONED it with my HAIRY PENNIS
oston by Kristine the Lesbo October 25, 2006

Ortonville 

Ortonville Ortonville,

Oh how you make us cry,
We study all day and party all night,

Yet our GPA is not a good sight

There’s not much to do
In little ol ortonville
But study all day,

So we can flee
“Yawhee yawhee, to OCC !”

Shout out to the library,

Where long days end,

and homework
Is never ever finished

And Shout out to the bridge
“Thats dope”

Oh, Little ol ortonville
Where dreams lie
Some want to die
But the popcorn chicken
At BHS

Makes us feel alive!
wE ARe bLAaCK hAWKs

We have pride
And chromebooks!
But no wifi.
Ortonville is where sad teenagers live

Yawhee yawhee, ortonville pride!
Ortonville by uhnahnimiss December 29, 2018

ostin moment 

An Ostin moment is when you say something unexpected, or stupid.
Person: I’m taking woods I, but I plan on going college.

Person 2: Ostin moment
ostin moment by Greg1890 January 21, 2021

4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor

A suspenseful and ominous song that every sailor knows means death and impending doom. Usually heard out at sea, avoiding this song should be your number 1 concern when sailing.
“Oh no, Spongebob, quick, Reel it in! Can”t you hear the music?! That’s a 4/4 String Ostinato in D Minor! Every sailor knows that means death!” - Eugene H. Krabs

Kanade Otonokoji

Best waifu
Also a hell spawn
Person A: who’s your waifu?
Me: Kanade Otonokoji shsl hellspawn
Kanade Otonokoji by Umbrie October 24, 2020
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