1 definition by Kristine the Lesbo

loves a girl named vivian
is considered a SEXY BEAST OR A SEXY monkEE
is very quiet
loves to be sexy
is considered hott
has a very SEXY attitude
sexy hair turns people on
taylored lots of people
is turned on my monkEEs
oston also means i did it in bed with a monkEE or some other hairy creature
oston also has a hairy pennis with exsessive zits and beauty marks

-totally just oston/taylored a monkEE last night
-the monkEE loved how i OSTONED it with my HAIRY PENNIS
by Kristine the Lesbo October 24, 2006
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