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(noun) Orzasm: Optimal Relaxation Zone (ORZ) after an orgasm (asm). The best time for a nap if you have had a wank as a result of not being able to sleep.

For hook-ups, the Orzasm is the best time to cuddle up after sex, before the Post-Cum Clarity hits. For couples, the Orzasm is the perfect time to put on a good film and chill out, perhaps even sleep.
Callum: “Oh god man, now I’ve finished I feel so relaxed, you know!”

Connor: “That’ll be the Orzasm, make the most of it, it is the best time to relax or even take a quick nap.”

Callum: “I will bro, cheers.”
Orzasm by AnonymousJFH February 4, 2022
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Orgasmazing 

Something so amazing you orgasm. Does not have to be sexual.
Juan is orgasmazing at COD4.
Orgasmazing by Wutermelen November 14, 2010

Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach 

n. A mixed drink. A mix of a Screaming Multiple Orgasm and a Sex On The Beach. If you put too much Peachtree Schnapps in, the drink is very bad.

Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Bailey's Irish Cream
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
1 oz Malibu rum
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Midori melon liqueur
1 oz Peachtree schnapps
2 oz Club soda

Mixing instructions:
Fill glass 1/2 full with ice. Add all liquers and speed shake. Top with club soda.
You should have seen the reaction I got from the bartender when I asked for a Screaming Multiple Orgasm On The Beach.

cook an orgasm 

The process of inducing pleasure to one’s genitalia, but prolonging the act of reaching an orgasm making such orgasm better the longer the genitalia is stimulated.
Yea man, I had the whole day to myself so I decided to cook an orgasm for five hours. After I bust, that shit was so powerful it knocked me out.
cook an orgasm by Blackmafia72 December 8, 2017

musical orgasm

By musical orgasm I mean an experience in which one is moved by music to a level of consciousness which is characterized by feelings of ecstasy, omniscience, immortality, and sublime understanding. It does not, however, refer to a sexual thrill, nor is it characterized by emission of seminal fluid.
Some of his works bring me to musical orgasm.
a science teachers worst nightmare, you don't want to accidentally say it in a room full of 13 year olds.
"So today we'll be talking about orgasms"
"oh shit"
orgasm by papajohnnyXD November 5, 2018

Literary Orgasm 

When you read a book, and a big plot twist, or a big surprise happens that makes you go ''Oh my God!''
Taffy: I was reading the seventh Harry Potter,and when I found out that Snape was actually a good guy, I had a literary orgasm.

Jenn: I know! So did I!
Literary Orgasm by LadyLove66 December 24, 2010
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