8 definitions by David Kaiser

musical orgasm

By musical orgasm I mean an experience in which one is moved by music to a level of consciousness which is characterized by feelings of ecstasy, omniscience, immortality, and sublime understanding. It does not, however, refer to a sexual thrill, nor is it characterized by emission of seminal fluid.

Some of his works bring me to musical orgasm.

by David Kaiser May 19, 2003

Spink

A person who is part hispanic/part asian, a play off the words "spic" and "chink"; sometimes used against Filipinos.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

Tacoma Aroma

Tacoma, Washington has a distinct smell thanks to paper mills and cow shit; affectionately called the Tacoma Aroma by non-Tacomans.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

clams

A shortened term for the STD chlamydia; goes hand in hand with the term crabs.

That bitch is a walking STD with all them crabs and clams on her puss.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

azn caps

When Asians type with alternating capital and lower case letters

tO mAkE oUrSeLvEs EvEn MoRe IdEnTiFiAbLe LeTs TyPe LiKe ThIS.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003

bitchcunt

A combination of the words "bitch" and "cunt"; the definitions of those two words put together.

Jessica's such a bitchcunt!

by David Kaiser April 27, 2003

ball

To jizz on

After that handjob he balled her in the face.

by David Kaiser April 20, 2003