Ornando

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Ornando is stupid little nigger. He can be smart at times, but others not so much. Will do anything for his family or the people he loves. He loves hard so if you have his heart keep it. Ornando can be a bitch, if you make him mad enough. Usually his hobbies are flirting, fucking and fighting.

He is being such an ornando.

Ornando by RichardTy November 23, 2021

Johnny Orlando

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.

“What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando”

Johnny Orlando by Johnsmybaehoe June 17, 2018

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Johnny Orlando

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

Johnny Orlando is so perfect

Johnny Orlando by johnnyorlandoo May 3, 2019

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johnny orlando

he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.

he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.

fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)

johnny orlando by babekz.2 January 3, 2019

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orlando bloom

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.

"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"

orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005

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Orlando Bloom

That actor who wants to be Johnny Depp really bad but he can't.

Orlando Bloom is such a poser.

Orlando Bloom by AnnaTpretty December 15, 2008

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Orlando Bloom

A tool used to bring balance to Hollywood films.

Employed in cases where an actor working on the film is deemed to have too much talent, the Orlando Bloom will provide a sufficiently poor performance to ensure that the overall talent in the film remains at an average levels.

In extreme cases is used in conjunction with a Keira Knightley for a multiplied effect.

"My that Johnny Depp sure makes a great pirate."

"Yes, perhaps a little too great... Better throw an Orlando Bloom into the scene just to make sure the film doesnt become too awesome."

Orlando Bloom by DrDean April 27, 2009

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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