Orkestra

A group of musicians on Mork's planet.

Since da inhabitants of da planet where Mindy's eccentric sidekick comes from are able to zap aggressors into submission just by pointing a finger at them, maybe an Orkestra of these friendly organisms could aid da Hobbits if they were being bothered by an "orcestra" of Sauron's elf-mutants.

Orkestra by QuacksO March 27, 2025

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Orgestra

A musical group arranged to perform pornographic music by doing sexual activities such as mating, performing fellatio, licking pussy, etc.

Ben: That concert was so fucking epic.
Gregory: The orgestra pulled off an exciting performance.

Orgestra by gregben July 2, 2021

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Orkestra • Orgestra • orkestrel version

orkestrel version

A non-lyrical performance of a pop-tune dat's produced by a sizable flock of falcons.

It would probably be difficult for any of our feathered friends to play musical instruments, so I am guessing dat an orkestrel version of a song would consist entirely of just their own throat-produced vocalizations. Since birds of prey are not generally known for being particularly melodious, however, I would question whether da results of said choral group's efforts would be all dat pleasurable to listen to, or whether you could even recognize da tune dat they were "singing".

orkestrel version by QuacksO April 20, 2021

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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