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Organized Crime

The esteemed profession of choosing to operate in the shadows, perfectly blending illegal activity with a sprinkle of corporate savvy. In modern times, it's less about mobsters in pinstripes and more about CEOs, influencers, and politicians coordinating behind the scenes, all while maintaining a shiny facade of legitimacy. Truly, the pinnacle of sophistication—where ethics are optional, and profit is king.
Some refer to it as lobbying, while the dictionary labels it organized crime. It's interesting how those two concepts rarely appear on the same page.

Satanic organized crime 

Satanic organized crime refers to gang activity by groups of Satanists who are comparable to the mafia. There are over one million people involved in Satanic organized crime in the United States. Satanic organized crime operatives drug people via everyday products (including bottled water like the Nazis), add pesticides to sprinkler water, use high tech drones, spray pesticides directed at a target, contaminate homes with blowing sulfur from vents, contaminate homes with organophosphate pesticides from vents, render people unconscious via water heaters, take over businesses and cover them with temporary props, interfere with the flow of traffic by confusing road signs, impersonate police officers, break into buildings without leaving signs of forced entry, place high tech spy cameras in vents, employ a flammable gas called myrol, and can easily break into a variety of cars.
Satanic organized crime is highly secretive yet widespread in the United States and is comparable to various types of mafia.

Organised Crime

Disorganised and corrupt... NOT clever
The Organised crime mastermind is in jail again.. because he is above the law ?

That's what He reckons.!!
LOL
But the
Crook Cops required
To evade the law

Must follow the law

To be above the law

For deluded crims

Togetherness

law breaking
NOT Best match
Opposites attract
..
JAIL ha ha
Organised Crime by TSARINA November 10, 2017
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