An orcosexual is a person who prefers sexual intimacy with orcs as opposed to members of other species. The orcosexual need not be an orc, and
may be either
male or
female. Usually, the orcosexual will be hideous and is drawn to orcs because they are similarly hideous. If no orcs are available for sexual intimacy, the orcosexual will engage promiscuously with trolls, goblins, deformed elves, one-eyed hunchbacks, aged witches and other creatures lacking comeliness.
It’s fair to say that Aragorn was in no gay mood when he said, “By all that you hold dear on this good
Earth, I bid you stand, men of the West!” His
army stood with their backs to
the wall against the hordes of orcosexuals.