Orc'd 

The act of having intercourse with a middle aged chinese-black man that foams at the mouth (A common sign of rabies). It's only considered being "Orc'd" if the man has one wart at the base of his penis and goes through flop sweats as he ejaculates.

Timothy: Dude, I got Orc'd for the first time last night!
Samuel:I remember the first time I got Orc'd, did he break out sweating?
Timothy: Oh yeah, a ton. But the sweat dripping from his chin felt good on my back, but it got even better when he came. It was like Icy/Hot on my back.

Orc'd by fishinferdicks January 2, 2012

Orc Dick

When a penis is surrounded by so much pubic hair that only the head pokes through, and it looks like an orc peaking its head out of the black forest.

Usually only happens when the penis is flacid and the pubes unshaven, and most commonly with small penises.

Chuck: Yo man, I pants'd Connor and accidently saw his dick.
Scott: That's hilarious, what did it look like?
Chuck: Kind of weird, to be honest. All I saw was bush with a little head poking out.
Scott: Dude, Connor's got an Orc Dick!

Orc Dick by DirtyScotty December 2, 2009

Orc Desk

(Magyarul, Ork pad)
In the Balcanic country of Hungary,
when a student is really ugly and/or too smelly for being in the same room as the other classmates during class or while taking an exam, if the teachers sees the need for it, the student has to carry his/her desk to outside of the classroom, and write his/her notes or continue the exam there.
The teachers will usally say 'Te kint írod mert te Ork vagy!' (You write outside 'cause you're an Orc!) when they see the need for this action.
It's usally occurs during exams, because the teachers don't want the smelly and/or ugly student to distract the attention of other fellow students

Teacher: Na te kint írod mert te egy Ork vagy!
Studnet: *Takes his desk outside of the room and continues taking the exam in the Orc desk*

Orc Desk by P.J. Jackson May 15, 2024