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Orange-Dick

An orange-dick is a male that still lives in his mother's basement. Usually fat and usually a neckbeard. So named because eating Cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands orange, and masturbating with an orange hand will give you an orange penis.
Mick: "I hate Jack! He's such an orange-dick."
John: "Yeah man he just sits in his mom's basement and plays Halo all day."
Orange-Dick by Sneaky Foot December 5, 2014
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orange dick

A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od."
girl: why is your dick orange?
guy: I was snackerbating with Cheetos last night and have't showered yet, so I've got orange dick.
orange dick by bikerag August 25, 2006

Orange dick

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.
Orange dick by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

Dick orange

Well it’s when you put orange juice on a dick
dick orange Oh damn, look at that dick orange
Dick orange by GottaHaveAsausge February 13, 2018

orange dirt dick 

An amusing name for a carrot.
While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

Dick.Orange 

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE WITH A DICK AS A DOT..........................................................................DICK........................
MY DICK.ORANGE IS FUCKING BIGGGGGDRFSFGSGSGSDCXRCDT>.
Dick.Orange by urmomgiey April 17, 2018

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick
Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!
Dick Orange by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020
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