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Orange-Dick

An orange-dick is a male that still lives in his mother's basement. Usually fat and usually a neckbeard. So named because eating Cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands orange, and masturbating with an orange hand will give you an orange penis.
Mick: "I hate Jack! He's such an orange-dick."
John: "Yeah man he just sits in his mom's basement and plays Halo all day."
Orange-Dick by Sneaky Foot December 5, 2014
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orange dick

A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od."
girl: why is your dick orange?
guy: I was snackerbating with Cheetos last night and have't showered yet, so I've got orange dick.
orange dick by bikerag August 25, 2006

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange
Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.
Orange dick by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

Dick orange

Well it’s when you put orange juice on a dick
dick orange Oh damn, look at that dick orange
Dick orange by GottaHaveAsausge February 13, 2018

orange dirt dick 

An amusing name for a carrot.
While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

Dick.Orange 

IT'S A MOTHERFUCKING ORANGE WITH A DICK AS A DOT..........................................................................DICK........................
MY DICK.ORANGE IS FUCKING BIGGGGGDRFSFGSGSGSDCXRCDT>.
Dick.Orange by urmomgiey April 17, 2018

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick
Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!
Dick Orange by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020