Orange-Dick

An orange-dick is a male that still lives in his mother's basement. Usually fat and usually a neckbeard. So named because eating Cheetos (the traditional food of these people) will stain your hands orange, and masturbating with an orange hand will give you an orange penis.

Mick: "I hate Jack! He's such an orange-dick."
John: "Yeah man he just sits in his mom's basement and plays Halo all day."

by Sneaky Foot December 5, 2014

orange dick

A side-effect of snackerbating with Cheetos or other similar cheese-flavored snacks. Commonly abbreviated "od."

girl: why is your dick orange?
guy: I was snackerbating with Cheetos last night and have't showered yet, so I've got orange dick.

by bikerag August 25, 2006

Dick orange

Well it’s when you put orange juice on a dick

dick orange Oh damn, look at that dick orange

by GottaHaveAsausge February 13, 2018

Dick Orange

A Orange that seems to be shaped like a dick

Omg Rebecca,tracy destroyed that dick Orange like it was nothing!

by Like_My_Ballic January 15, 2020

Orange dick

When your dick smells like orange

Friend: bro she said I had orange dick!
Me: what the hell is that?
Friend:you don't wanna know.

by Larger Orange October 28, 2018

orange dirt dick

An amusing name for a carrot.

While you’re at the store can you grab a bag of orange dirt dicks.

by Strange Magnificent April 30, 2023