Opunion
a individuals pun on a given event, similar to an opinion. An opunion should be treated with the same gravity and respect as ones opinion i.e. everyone is entitled to an opunion, everyone has an opunion...
A: ...she has been so busy, and then, whaddyaknow, she got hit by a car
B: yeah, she was flat out
A: and that was the year after she had that terrible accident with electricity at work!
B: Thats Shocking!
A: Why do you keep doing that?!
B: Thats just my opunion...
C: Yeah man, everyones entitled to their opunion
B: yeah, she was flat out
A: and that was the year after she had that terrible accident with electricity at work!
B: Thats Shocking!
A: Why do you keep doing that?!
B: Thats just my opunion...
C: Yeah man, everyones entitled to their opunion
Opunion by allkindsofsickaye March 8, 2009
opuning
An opportunity to make a pun—itself a pun on "opening", except with "pun" included. Not to be confused with "O'punning", the act of punning in Gaelic.
Q: Was this an intentional pun or one that just happened?
A: Maybe it just happuned but I wouldn't put it past him to have seen an opuning and gone for it. Me, I'd never do anything like that.
A: Maybe it just happuned but I wouldn't put it past him to have seen an opuning and gone for it. Me, I'd never do anything like that.
opuning by Philip Welch December 28, 2007
Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016
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