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Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one 

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .
I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

Opinionion

Opinion + Onion = Opinionion

Someone who's strong opinions often make people cry, like how onions make people cry.
'Oh my god, he was being such an opinionion, he wouldn't shut up about sexists things and then I cried'
Opinionion by Bagelbabe January 16, 2013

Opinions Are Like Assholes. 

Keep your thoughts to yourself. Fools are better seen than heard.
If wanted your opinion I would have asked for it! Dont you know opinions are like assholes. Everybody has one and most of them stink.
Something that people should keep to themselves when writing a definition for UrbanDictionary.
"99.9% of the definitions on this site are opinions."
"Isn't that an opinion in and of itself?"
"...True."
opinions by ...SARAH. March 15, 2008
One of many ways to start a YouTube comment war.
Man: CoD is great!

Woman: Your opinions are stupid.

Man: Your face is stupid!
Opinions by SupaleegamingX July 22, 2014

System Opinionstrator 

One who claims to maintain or support a computer system but in all actuality only has opinions on how it should be done and may in fact have no hands-on experience to back up said advice.
The chief system opinionstrator criticized how the system administrators actually handled the upgrade, nevermind he had never done an upgrade himself.
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