Oomph + emphasis = oomphasis. When emphasizing just isn't enough and you need that extra OOMPH. Well, that there is called an oomphasis.
Michael: "That dinner at Benihana's was superdelicious."
Jim: "I thought it was better than that."
Michael: "Fine. It was super DUPER delicious."
Jim: "Why did you think 'duper' would make it sound better."
Michael: "I was trying to add a little oomphasis."
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).