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Oomphaloomph 

A sexual act performed in a bathroom stall between a male and a male or a male and a female. A male is sitting down with his pants down, the other person mounts his erect penis and gyrates on the penis until orgasm.
You've heard of the mile high club, right baby? Have you heard of the sex in the potty club?
Oomphaloomph by 1873X December 15, 2003
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oompaloompa syndrome 

a short, fat, man that looks, talks, walks, and sounds like a like a oompaloompa
for example Ian has oompaloompa syndrome.
oompaloompa syndrome by nikkiej94 January 10, 2008

oompaloompa 

little people who work in charlie and the chocolate factory
a.k.a Aaron
"we will now call Aaron oompaloompa"
"okay"
oompaloompa by AbbieAnnK September 4, 2005

oompaloompa 

small and pudgy colorful lil basterds who work in willy wanka's chocolate factory as the slaves who make delicous goods,also do a disturbing lil song and dance about minding ur own dam business
Crystal and Jason are mad small,but Jason looks like an oompaloompa.
oompaloompa by Sr.Burro February 22, 2005

oompaloompapussy

A vagina that has been eaten out, by a man who had recently consumed large amounts of orange soda (Minute Maid for life) causing the vagina to turn orange
hey did you see that fine ass bitch on the street, Jamal ate her out, you know jamal that fool drinks more orange soda than Kel. He gave that bitch oompaloompapussy

Oompaloompkin 

When you receive a blumpkin from an oompaloompa.
Hey Jon, the other day Brian was getting an oompaloompkin in the handicap bathroom.
Oompaloompkin by Jfredheartsdick September 20, 2009

oompaloompa 

n. alcoholic chocoholic undersized whore; works in sweatshops disguised as candy factories, but is paid with a substantial quantity of chocolate nummy-nummies; any sort of portly person that is underpaid in their occupation and insists on bursting into songs while demeaning those around them
chocolate chocoholic dwarf midget whore candy
Shut up, you stupid oompaloompa, and get back to work!!
oompaloompa by ur lil shuichi June 23, 2008
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Is that cake?

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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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