(v.) A variant of the traditional shaming where the victim is completely painted purple.
*100 bonus points if you can find some white overalls
I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I guess my friends are all sick of drawing sharpie penises all over my face when I pass out. The bad news is I woke up oompaloompainted.
(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.
Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flexcash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.