Oompaloompkin 

When you receive a blumpkin from an oompaloompa.

Hey Jon, the other day Brian was getting an oompaloompkin in the handicap bathroom.

Oompaloompkin by Jfredheartsdick September 20, 2009

oompaloompaint 

(v.) A variant of the traditional shaming where the victim is completely painted purple.

*100 bonus points if you can find some white overalls

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that I guess my friends are all sick of drawing sharpie penises all over my face when I pass out. The bad news is I woke up oompaloompainted.

oompaloompaint by bennthewolfe January 25, 2008

oompaloompaness 

the set of characteristics that pertain to being like an oompa loompa; generally short, quirky, and orange, i.e. from a bad spray tan

Gosh, her and her oompaloompaness. its like, I could squeeze her, and het orange juice.

oompaloompaness by atlantizboy June 1, 2010

OompaLoompitus 

(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.

Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.

OompaLoompitus by No1nose June 3, 2017

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022