1873X's definitions

Oomphaloomph

A sexual act performed in a bathroom stall between a male and a male or a male and a female. A male is sitting down with his pants down, the other person mounts his erect penis and gyrates on the penis until orgasm.

You've heard of the mile high club, right baby? Have you heard of the sex in the potty club?

by 1873X December 15, 2003

felcher

In Canadian Terms:
One who derives sexual gradification from sticking small rodents or animals in one's anus, (usually done with the assistance of a paper towel tube) so that the animal twitches around inside the anus until it is suffocated.

"Richard Gere is a dirty felcher who gets off on having hamsters shoved up his ass."

by 1873X December 15, 2003