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Oompaloompkin 

When you receive a blumpkin from an oompaloompa.
Hey Jon, the other day Brian was getting an oompaloompkin in the handicap bathroom.
Oompaloompkin by Jfredheartsdick September 20, 2009

oompaloompaness 

the set of characteristics that pertain to being like an oompa loompa; generally short, quirky, and orange, i.e. from a bad spray tan
Gosh, her and her oompaloompaness. its like, I could squeeze her, and het orange juice.

OompaLoompitus 

(n). A disease with characteristics of orange skin and small peripheral limbs. The most famous people effected by this disease were the characters in the movie Charlie and The Chocolate Factory, and the 45th President of the United States. While this disease is not deadly, it does effect the mental wellness of those afflicted; particularly the Id and the ego. Those afflicted usually have bigger egos than most, and a particular fond of pumpkins.
Our 45th President had been diagnosed with OompaLoompitus several years ago, and has rescued Halloween pumpkins ever since.
OompaLoompitus by No1nose June 3, 2017

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026