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oofophobia 

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.
Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.
oofophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021
Related Words
Oofph • oofphlamos • Oomph! • Ooph • OOFAH! • Oofp • Oofpez • Oompheffy • Oomphie • Offphilis
A nerd’s version of oof.
“Hey how’d you do on that physics 272 exam?”
“Not well.”
“Oofpez.”
Oofpez by Purdue Nerd December 3, 2018

oofphlamos

The "Oof" version of "Lmao". It is used to describe something really funny in a text message.
“OOFPHLAMOS I JUST FUCKED HER DOG”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
oofphlamos by Jax and Jason December 9, 2018

Offphilis 

The unual occurance is when a large number of people in the same workplace gets sick all at once. Common in the UK, where old buildings have crap for air cirulation systems.

Less innocent is when several people in an office have been sleeping with each other and suddenly they all have the same STD.
Joe: Betty and Rick...even Mike has the crud.
Pete: Looks like we have an Offphilis epedemic.

Joe: Turns out Mike, Rick and Betty had a three-way, and now they all got the herp.
Pete: Shit dude, this Offphilis is legend!
Offphilis by mirchaelray703 May 4, 2008

Oompheffy 

A term that acts as a stand in for any derogatory word or phrase. Can be used for sexual reasons or for no reason at all.
What the oompheffy!?
Mmm, yeah you look so oompheffy right now
Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020
1. An extra push. An ingredient or a factor that will make something better or perfect. 2. ability to jump or move in great heights.
3. a sound of such a sound (jumping or pushing), or sound of landing of such a act of jumping or pushing.
1. If you want this hot dog to have an extra oomph, add some Tobasco 2. I can't make this slam dunk--I just don't have the oomph.
3. He fell on the pavement with a loud oomph.
oomph by d_a May 13, 2005
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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