Oofph 

The sound you make for too much smoke in lung.

My friend. Trevor Coryson just inhaled too much smoke when hitting our snazzy bong. She then proceeded to say oofph. Relatable. Amr?

Oofph by Angus05 September 19, 2023

oofophobia 

n. Fear of hearing the oof word/sound.

Example of oofophobia:

{SYSTEM}: User has joined the game.
User: Yayyy a new server

User2: oUtTa mY WaY pUnK
*Pushes user*
OOF

{SYSTEM} User has left the game.

oofophobia by ThePhobiaGuy May 13, 2021

Oofpez 

A nerd’s version of oof.

“Hey how’d you do on that physics 272 exam?”
“Not well.”
“Oofpez.”

Oofpez by Purdue Nerd December 3, 2018

oofphlamos

The "Oof" version of "Lmao". It is used to describe something really funny in a text message.

“OOFPHLAMOS I JUST FUCKED HER DOG”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oofphlamos by Jax and Jason December 9, 2018

Offphilis 

The unual occurance is when a large number of people in the same workplace gets sick all at once. Common in the UK, where old buildings have crap for air cirulation systems.

Less innocent is when several people in an office have been sleeping with each other and suddenly they all have the same STD.

Joe: Betty and Rick...even Mike has the crud.
Pete: Looks like we have an Offphilis epedemic.

Joe: Turns out Mike, Rick and Betty had a three-way, and now they all got the herp.
Pete: Shit dude, this Offphilis is legend!

Offphilis by mirchaelray703 May 4, 2008

Oompheffy 

A term that acts as a stand in for any derogatory word or phrase. Can be used for sexual reasons or for no reason at all.

What the oompheffy!?
Mmm, yeah you look so oompheffy right now

Oompheffy by Pablo Eefscobar July 24, 2020

oomph

1. An extra push. An ingredient or a factor that will make something better or perfect. 2. ability to jump or move in great heights.
3. a sound of such a sound (jumping or pushing), or sound of landing of such a act of jumping or pushing.

1. If you want this hot dog to have an extra oomph, add some Tobasco 2. I can't make this slam dunk--I just don't have the oomph.
3. He fell on the pavement with a loud oomph.

oomph by d_a May 13, 2005