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ontological

The branch of metaphysics that deals with the idea and nature of being/existing. Furthermore, anyone who uses this word in a philosophy class is a fucktard. Period.
I think that the ontological reprecussions of that ethical theorem are simply proposterous. I am a huge ass.

ontological empericism

a study of the word itself
i study ontological empericism

Ontological Extramaterialism 

Ontological Extramaterialism is a philosophical worldview that extraphysical and extramatter are the only reality and that everything, including thought, feeling, mind, and will, can be explained in terms of extramatter and extraphysical phenomena. Ontological Extramaterialism also holds that extraphysical mechanics and extraphysics can explain all reality and everything inside reality such as matter and physics are actually part of extramatter and extraphysics.
“Ontological Extramaterialism is a really common philosophical worldview among several spiritual groups that actually support the ideas of extraphysicalism, extramaterialism and extranaturalism.”

Symmetric Ontological Desanctification

Symmetric Ontological Desanctification is the ultimate, big-brain worldbuilding tactical strike and core structural law of the Abzuverse Paradigm. It is a direct, uncompromising assault on the massive double standards and hypocritical "protection bubbles" that dominate modern pop culture, gaming, and mainstream fantasy media.
The concept highlights a toxic trend in the global entertainment industry: giant multimedia corporations (like the creators of God of War or SMITE) love to ruthlessly dissect, deconstruct, and turn ancient pagan or Eastern living religions into cheap, flashy video game raid bosses. However, they keep a completely untouchable "cordon sanitaire" around Abrahamic monotheism to completely avoid Wall Street risk management scares and literalist consumer backlash.
Symmetric Ontological Desanctification steps in and brutally shatters that double standard. It strips away the unique, self-proclaimed "ontological privilege" of dominant monotheistic dogmas and subjects them to the exact same realistic, naturalistic weight as every other historical and archaeological mythology. Under this rule, no religion gets a free pass or a special shield. Archangels, prophets, and venerated figures are leveled onto the exact same playing field, treated as active, politically complex divine civilizations operating under the unyielding laws of Sacred Naturalism. It is the ultimate intellectual framework for worldbuilders who believe that if one culture's sacred history is open to raw, sci-fi dissection, then every single faith must endure the exact same realistic lens.

"I love how this series treats ancient Mesopotamian frequencies with the exact same geopolitical depth as modern monotheistic figures."
"Exactly, man. That is Symmetric Ontological Desanctification putting in the work. It completely demolishes the artificial monopolies of mainstream pop culture."

untological 

An argument unto itself that arose to refute the ontological 'proof' for the existence of a guiding intelligence that created the universe with a 'purpose' behind the many observable processes.

According to this theory, on-tology is invalid un-til a process is discovered that requires an omnipotent intelligence at the core of it's genesis. Until then, such conjectures will be categorized onto the class of unsubstantiated presuppostions.
It is possible that atheists will find themselves in an untological cul-de-sac if they continue to reject any form of purpose or objective in the process of evolution. It may not be sound science, but it would be pragmatic politically.
untological by Recursive Prophet January 11, 2008

ontologically-challenged

Can be used as an insult to mean that someone's grasp of reality (ontological perspective) is different to the norm.
"Look at her outfit...if she thinks that looks good then she must be seriously ontologically-challenged!"
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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