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The big giant alein in natural selection it can pwn marines by eating them its pretty much unstopable if you dont have any weapon upgrades.
marine: ohhh nooos its an onos!
*onos eats marine*
marine: onos is digesting me thats so fucking gay takes forever to fucking spawn
marine 2: haha
*marine is finished digesting onos eats marine 2*
marine: haha
onos by stewfoo January 12, 2005
Words you can keep
Onos - oh'noss - n. - A Greek concept of rational worry; represented by Homer's Odyssey in Athena, a Greek Goddess, and many Greek heroes in other traditional works, it is considered a positive attribute.
Romans considered "onos" a negative attribute, like Odysseus' intelligence, and it became transmuted into the less-positive "onus," or "burden."
Athena's onos was manifested in her fear of Poseidon's threat to Odysseus' homecoming.
onos by Misty De Meo March 20, 2004
Same as "Oh No", but delivered in a more sarcastic, or comedic fasion.
"onos flying pies :o"
onos by omg pie May 29, 2007

ONOS TEH BAN 

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ONOS TEH BAN by zzt March 17, 2004

ONOS MY PANTS 

When Fiz goes extremely crazy in the Simon Wai's Sonic 2 Beta AIM chat, this is a phrase she oftens says.
ONOS MY PANTS by GuessWho March 28, 2004
a stupid way to say "i don't know" that i accidentally typed in a convo. with someone in sixth grade.
me:ey i got bitten by a spider on my ass
friend:ahhaha, how'd that happen
me:i onosss i onos!
~true story
i onos by ochiegirl owns you December 18, 2007

onosecond 

The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
onosecond by Jimmed September 26, 2006
Word of the Day on July 12, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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